Kiss
Puke
she looked like the before picture.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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