Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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