Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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