He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
dude. I can hear the air.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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