Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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