wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
why is half of my head shaved?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
