Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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