I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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