your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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