Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
