im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
