No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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