i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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