if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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