There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
