I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I won the penis lottery.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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