i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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