I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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