U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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