this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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