I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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