We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
