I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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