haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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