Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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