I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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