is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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