Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ladies don't puke and tell
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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