i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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