omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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