I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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