Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just want to make out with him forever
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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