But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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