Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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