9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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