thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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