Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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