Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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