Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
