Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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