So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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