question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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