I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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