he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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