My brain says no but my pants say off.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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