If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Then you guys just all showered together...?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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