Dual....:-)
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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