the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
they're like a gay fantastic four
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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