ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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