They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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