went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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