Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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